Much Ado About Noting

Many people wonder

many people ask

many people ponder

the paper on our ass

So I got the down low on the subject of where the sun does not shine and it has been determined the cause of the paper shortage.

Seems with millions of people out of work they have changed from pooping at work to pooping at home.

Now you know the answer to the unreal question of why are people hoarding toilet paper

Just thought this would clear up some shit people wonder about.

David Adams