Gun-Toting Terrorist Babies Storm Michigan Capitol, Endanger Countless Lives

There were more big-dumb protests Thursday over Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s anti-coronavirus measures, which Fox News describes as real “strict,” like Whitmer is that hardass schoolteacher who doesn’t let students leave class to pee. Facebook deleted event postings for the ignoramus rallies because they didn’t bother advising participants to stay in their cars, wear masks, or social distance worth a damn.

Armed protesters also turned up at the capitol because that’s what white guys do when they aren’t afraid of their asses getting shot. Police allowed several hundred loons, many of them unmasked, inside the building. They tried to gain access to the House floor while chanting, “Let us in!” Michigan law is a little weird in this area: Signs and banners aren’t allowed in the capitol because they might damage the architecture, but protesters can openly carry in the building. I don’t think bullets are great for the preservation of Victorian pilasters and the wood wainscot.

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