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U.S.—Trump has been allowed back on Twitter after disguising himself as one Donhammed Trumpistan, a newly hired spokesperson for the Taliban. As Trump had previously been banned from the service, then allowed back on after disguising himself as a spokesperson for the Chinese Communist Party, then banned again once he couldn’t help himself and started claiming the election was stolen again, this is simply his latest ploy to get back on social media.
“Allah be praised. Allah is pretty great, maybe the best ever. Everyone says so,” ‘Trumpistan’ wrote on Twitter as his first post. “That Joe Biden is really screwing things up over here. What a sad, pathetic loser! Oh man, they’re making me do the prayer thing now. Why do I need to pray? Very humiliating! Not good!”
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Article URL : https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-allowed-back-on-twitter-after-being-hired-as-taliban-spokesman