Mom gets ruler tattoo to measure penis sizes before sex: ‘A tool to enhance my life’

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This British woman believes size matters — and she’s got a new tattoo to prove it.

Tracy Kiss, 34, stunned family and friends after having a ruler tattoo inked down her forearm so she could accurately measure the length of her prospective partners’ penises.

The sex-minded mom — who has a 14-year-old daughter— told Jam Press that she’s looking for a well-endowed boyfriend, and her new body art is “a practical design and tool to enhance my life.”

The tattoo does not include any numbers, instead featuring “pretty dots” that are spaced an inch apart up Kiss’ arm.

“As it doesn’t have numbers, it’s actually rather discreet and allows me to innocently reach up to stroke a man’s stomach whilst taking a glance at my arm alongside it to count the inches,” the creative blonde exclaimed.

British mom Tracy Kiss has had dots tattooed down her arm to help her measure men's penis sizes. Her 14-year-old daughter (pictured in the background at right) is allegedly amused by the inking.

“It’s something people may not think about when shaking my hand and won’t look out of place in a nursing home when I’m 90 but will always put a smile on my face and twinkle in my eye,” she further enthused.

Kiss — who said she has a high libido and once had sex 11 times in a day — said knowing a partner’s size is important to her.

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