Welcome to the West Coast, Messed Coast™ report, where your humble scribe culls through the best stories in the states of California, Oregon, and Washington to bring you only the essential highlights.
And there go the mask mandates. All three West Coast, Messed Coast governors have gazed into the Orb, seen images of pitchforks, tar, and feathers, and have concluded that the charade is over.
California Gov. Gavin Newsom will remove outdoor mask mandates on Monday.
He’s introduced a plan whose acronym will make any self-respecting news observer shudder at its gaslighting audacity. He calls it the “SMARTER” plan.