Shoot me in the face with a Howitzer.

No really, someone shoot me in the face with a Howitzer.

“The Unyielding Abyss” just doesn’t have the same ring to it though…

Oh, by the way, there’s more:

All it takes to go from a weird guy doing TikTok videos in his mom’s basement to interviewing the President of the United States in the White House is pretending to be a woman.

And not a real woman at that, but some circus clown, over-the-top-girly version.

Look at this dweeb:

The angular chin, the masculine nose, the bulging Adam’s apple!

Aren’t you ladies proud to finally be taken seriously by the men?

Continued…

Approved ~ MJM