US President Joe Biden initially reacted with great amazement to the discovery of secret documents in his former office from his time as Vice President. “Excuse me? I used to be Vice President?” said the 80-year-old in astonishment. “Incredible!” Biden continued appreciatively. “Wow! And under who? Barack Obama?! That’s a thing. I love that guy!” Biden denied allegations that he improperly handled secret documents at the time. “I can hardly imagine that. I can’t remember anyway. So I’m supposed to have been vice president? Impressive.” Either way, Biden finds the fuss that many media are making about the found documents exaggerated. “That’s in the past. It’s not like I would hold such an important office today.”