Pope Francis Declares Nothing Wrong With Guy Giving Buddy Tug Job After Few Drinks

In a progressive step forward for the Catholic Church, Pope Francis declared Thursday that there was…

Asteroid set for near miss with moron-infested planet

Asteroid 2023 BU looks set to dramatically survive a near-miss with ‘Earth’, a planet well-known for carrying…

Trump Angrily Orders Pence to Return All Classified Documents to Mar-a-Lago

Minutes after it was revealed that classified documents were found at Mike Pence’s home in Indiana,…

Giuliani Praises George Santos: “The G.O.P. Must Pass the Torch to a New Generation of Liars”

Offering his full-throated support for Representative George Santos, Rudolph Giuliani said that “it’s time for Republicans…

Florida Bans African American Studies Course

Florida is barring high school students from taking a new advanced placement course on African American…

VA Sheriffs Ask for Help Tracking Down Klan Members Behind Pro-White Flyers

The KKK is very much alive–they just go by new aliases. Thursday, Loudoun County, Va. residents…

10 Potential Candidates for the GOP in 2024

Even though we’re a few years out from the 2024 election, that doesn’t mean we can’t…

White House staffer changes ‘days without security incident’ sign back to zero

“Guess we’re not getting a pizza party this week.” A White House staffer changed the “days…

Trump Condemns Courts For Forcing His Already Cash-Strapped Supporters To Pay $1.6 Million Tax Fraud Fine

Declaring the penalty extreme and unjust, Donald Trump condemned the New York courts Friday for forcing…

Kevin McCarthy Celebrates One Week of Being Barely Tolerated by Colleagues

Declaring that “it’s time for a victory lap,” Representative Kevin McCarthy celebrated one week of being…