Alabama Supreme Court set to decide constitutionality of pulling out

The Supreme Court of Alabama ruled in a groundbreaking decision that embryos are “extrauterinal children” and…

Feds lure TX National Guard from border with fake hooters and liquor store

Don’t mess with Texas unless you got booze and boobs! The federal government has averted a…

Bootlicker seamlessly transitions to Trump sneaker licker

Longtime cop enthusiast Lou Mandin seamlessly transitioned from a locally known bootlicker to a Trump sneaker…

New Trump fundraising email claims candidate needs $5 for bus to New Jersey so he can see ailing mother

Urging his supporters to act now before it was too late, Donald Trump’s 2024 presidential campaign…

Alabama supreme court rules that frozen burritos are children

In a case aimed at preserving what plaintiffs described as the sanctity of reheatable Tex-Mex fare,…

Donald Trump releases $500 clown shoes

Donald Trump has announced the release of a limited edition set of oversized clown shoes, to…

Vladimir Putin confirms position as world’s unluckiest politician as yet another opponent dies suddenly in unusual circumstances

After President Vladimir Putin’s long-time critic, Alexei Navalny, died suddenly in prison under mysterious circumstances, Kremlin…

What a lucky guy! Everyone who opposes Putin just happens to have a fatal accident

Fate must be kind to him: Almost all people who oppose or criticize Russian President Vladimir…

Good guy with a gun fails to prevent 5,938th successive US mass shooting

America is beginning to wonder precisely when a good guy with a gun is actually going…

Trump VP Shortlist Includes Tim Scott, Kristi Noem, Frankenstein-Like Abomination Made From DNA of History’s Greatest Monsters

Former president Donald Trump teased his top picks for vice president during a recent Mar-a-Lago fundraising…

US Republicans plan aid package for Russia

Time is of the essence: Republicans in the US Congress are currently discussing a billion-dollar aid…

Everything We Learned From Tucker Carlson’s Vladimir Putin Interview

Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson recently interviewed Russian President Vladimir Putin for over two hours,…