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Furious Rupert Murdoch Returns to Fox After Network Accidentally Broadcasts Fact
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Lauren Boebert Offers To Personally Jerk Off Any Constituents She Offended
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G.O.P. Candidates Must Pledge to Go to Prison for Trump to Qualify for Next Debate
In order to qualify for the next nationally televised debate, Republican Presidential candidates must sign a…
British forces to get new rifles designed in the US
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Proud Boy to Be in Prison Until He Is Elderly Boy
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Republicans just can’t stop calling for civil war
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Alabama AG would prosecute anyone helping people travel for abortion as ‘criminal conspiracy’
“That conduct is Alabama-based and is within Alabama’s power to prohibit,” attorneys for Steve Marshall (R)…