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Starstruck ICE stormtroopers flock to watch ‘Melania’
The streets of Minneapolis were eerily quiet as ICE agents knocked off early from herding immigrants…
Giant snowflake to issue lawsuit over joke he didn’t like
A Giant Snowflake has confirmed plans to sue a comedian after heroically standing up for free…
Conservative Defends Child Molesters In Case He Becomes Child Molester Someday
Insisting he still believed in the dream that Americans from all circumstances could eventually become sexual…
Conservative Men Use Empty Melania Theaters for Grindr Hookups
Multiple D.C. area movie theaters say Republican members of Congress and congressional staffers have begun using…
Tammy Duckworth Claps Back Hard After JD Vance Tries To Insult Her With ‘Forrest Gump’ Comparison
Illinois Democratic Representative Tammy Duckworth hit back at Vice President JD Vance after he tried to claim her…
Business booms at anti-ICE Richmond bar after Libs of TikTok backlash
Conservative account Libs of TikTok thrust a Richmond bar into the national spotlight this month, telling Virginians to…
Trump finally comes out in support of gun control after learning people he doesn’t like also have guns
Responding to questions about the shooting, Trump said something must be done, telling reporters, “When people…
Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders
Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called…
Founding members of Trump’s Peace Council finally revealed
The world has no idea yet how much peace is coming its way: in Davos, Donald…
Trump tells Davos: Don’t want Greenland no more. Greenland’s boring. Want a shiny red toy car now.
In a speech given to other world leaders in Davos, the President stated that “Greeland’s boring.…
Denmark Offers Trump Ownership of Room in Assisted Living Facility in Greenland
In a much-praised resolution to a roiling diplomatic crisis, on Wednesday Denmark offered Donald J. Trump…