The government of Greenland has named a special ambassador to greet members of the Trump administration…
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Investigation Reveals DOGE Had Just Laid Off The Guy Whose Job It Was To Make Sure Jeffrey Goldberg Wasn’t In The War Group Chat
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Tesla shares fall after Lutnick goes on TV and recommends stock
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Teslas are apparently combustion engines after all
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TRANSCOM renamed PENISORVAGINACOM to comply with Presidential Directives
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Danish Petition to Buy California, Rename Disneyland Nears 300k Signatures
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Pentagon offers Black recruits exciting opportunities as cooks, truck drivers
““All the DEI nonsense muddied the waters of where Black merit traditionally lies in the military,”…
Trump claims tariffs will make the U.S. ‘rich again.’ But 5 undisputed facts about how they work throw cold water on that notion
Boarding Air Force One on March 12, President Donald Trump quipped, “We’re going to raise hundreds…
Protection from Trump: Mexico completes construction of wall to USA
Trump’s construction of a wall on the border with Mexico was always mocked and rejected in…
Satan growing concerned he overpaid for JD Vance’s soul
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Pentagon denies halting cybersecurity operations against Russia
Cybersecurity operations against Russia have not been stopped, the Pentagon confirmed Tuesday as defense officials denied…
Serious security breach: Two Russian agents gain access to the White House
A serious security breach occurred during Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky’s visit to the USA yesterday. According…