SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has been spotted in town after hearing the proposed payment of $5 million in reparations for all black people. The otherwise pasty, white Prime Minister appeared to have painted his entire body with black paint.
“Greetings, my fellow persons of color. What’s crack-a-lackin’ my homies? Haha you feel me?!” said Justin Trudeau bursting inside the city council meeting and awkwardly trying to shake hands with a complete stranger. “I hear that all us colored folks are due to get $5 million a piece. Am I in the right spot to pick it up or what, cuh?”
According to sources, many of the attendees who were actually black and actually city residents found themselves somewhat amused by this strange racist white guy from the North, but refused to entertain his request for reparations.
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