WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid outrage over former President Trump being indicted for a misdemeanor past the statute of limitations, Democrats have urged citizens to remain calm and let the justice system do its work, reminding everyone that Trump is guilty until proven guilty.
“Our Constitution is clear,” said Chuck Schumer in a statement. “The accused is innocent until proven guilty unless the accused is a smelly, no-good, poopyface with orange hair and with the last name of ‘Trump.’ It says that somewhere in Article something, Section whatever-or-so!”
“No one is above the law!”
