Police say this blue-haired perp robbed a convenience store with Nintendo “Duck Hunt” gun

For too many decades now, we’ve allowed the frightful arms dealers at Japanese export company Nintendō kabushiki gaisha to ship dangerous guns over to vulnerable American children.

Community activists have been warning for years that this lenient trade policy is going to result in an uptick in crime. And I’m afraid that day has finally come:

Just look at this weapon of war:

Hey! Stop laughing! It ain’t funny!

Approved ~ MJM