New Star Wars Film To Feature Female Jedi Who Turns To The Dark Side At The Same Time Every Month

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Disney executives announced an upcoming installment in the popular Star Wars franchise that will feature a female Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.

“We think female audiences will relate to a character who becomes moody and homicidal once a month,” the film’s director Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy told reporters in a press conference this week. “I mean, our target demographic is definitely women, right? So featuring an empowered, self-assured female Jedi who just sort of goes on a Dark Side-y type rampage once a month for…reasons…will click with the millions of women who flock to see our films.”

“The force is female, and we know that a diverse, female-led Star Wars franchise is the key to the hearts of modern audiences,” she said.

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John Keefe

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