Greg Gutfeld: Aww! She’s right. Without journalists, who would arrest criminals, or put out fires, or build our roads, or take care of the sick, or deliver our mail, or pick up our trash, or keep our water and electricity running, or defend our country? So, yeah, thank God for journalists.
Look, crazy lady, everyone understands how bad the world would be without journalists because we haven’t had any for decades.
Look at all the hoaxes our so-called media pushed while missing the biggest stories of the century. The fact is only our treasured journalists could fake a scam involving Russia to undermine the incoming president without consequences. Only our treasured journalists could deny a lab-leaked virus for years and suppress anyone who dared question the lying experts. Only our treasured journalists would proudly disseminate the government’s talking points word for word on everything from Hunter’s laptop to border policy to crime stats, looting, and riots. Only our treasured journalists would protect a vegetable who can’t leave his basement or finish a sentence and help him get elected president with multiple election law changes, then eggs on attacking his political enemies while celebrating the imprisonment of those who didn’t vote for him. And only our treasured journalists would want us to hear about the tragic plight of our treasured journalists.
So yeah, I don’t think the world would understand how bad the world would be without journalists. I have a feeling millions of us would like to find out.