With the 2024 election year in full swing, the danger posed by Christian nationalists continues to grow exponentially each day, threatening to destroy democracy itself. Knowing whether or not you harbor dangerous, deep-seated Christian nationalist tendencies may just save the entire world.
The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of common signs you may, in fact, be a Christian nationalist:
- You’re a Christian: The biggest red flag of all.
- You have voted in an election: You think you’re supposed to have a say in who leads the country, you maniac?
- You’re married: To a person of the OPPOSITE sex, so there’s no telling what horrible things you might do.
- You are currently in possession of an American flag: Only a truly hateful person displays such frightening imagery.
- You agree with the idea of building a society on principles like “do not steal,” “do not lie,” and “do not murder”: Haven’t you ever heard of the separation of CHURCH and STATE?
R&I~Smit
John Keefe