Progressives fear that without TikTok, they won’t be able to convince kids to join their weird sex cult

U.S. — As the United States Congress considers legislation that would ban the popular China-owned social media app, progressives expressed fear that, without TikTok, they wouldn’t be able to convince kids to join their weird sex cult.

Prominent personalities on the political left said their efforts to indoctrinate children into bizarre, hyper-sexualized alternative lifestyles will be far more challenging if lawmakers follow through on their attempts to outlaw the use of TikTok.

“How are we supposed to twist kids’ minds now?” asked Rainbow Sparklefairy, a popular TikTok influencer who actively seeks out young followers.

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