Many on the right have mocked the left for years for being sensitive, emotional snowflakes, often pointing to a particularly memorable 2016 photo of a woman wailing over the election of former President Donald Trump.
Now, they might want to check in with some fans of the newly-minted convicted felon.
And one gentleman carrying a sign that said “FREE FATHER TERESA” and wearing a shirt that said “FREEDON!!” was having many, many feelings in full view of cameras. And they were LOUD.
Anyway, Wailing MAGA Guy wailed and wailed, trying to comfort himself with his oak tag sign, bellowing towards the heavens in an attempt to exorcise the demons of injustice from this God-forsaken city that built Trump and then, in some eyes, betrayed him because he paid off a porn star who threatened to tell everyone about their sex affair and screw up his whole great plan to become president, which he did anyway, and then he spent four years in the Oval Office sending tweets and trying to alter the weather and wish away a global pandemic before he tried to overthrow the government he was elected to represent.
UPDATE: We found his safe space! It’s an alternate reality, which often arises when someone is an actor playing a fictional character! This is the case of Trump superfan Jake Byrd, sent from ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live to provide the best possible non-serious coverage of the verdict.