WASHINGTON — Citing a host of international and domestic priorities and a busy election season, Congress has redirected American aid for Ukraine to a single Combined Federal Campaign donation line, sources confirmed today.
“CFC EIN #782898, LUV4Ukraine, is now open to all military service members and federal employees seeking to support our Ukrainian allies in their enduring fight to take back their sovereign nation against the unprovoked Russian invasion,” said Kate Riggins, a House Armed Services Committee spokesperson.
“This is an exciting opportunity to continue our unwavering support for our NATO allies while safeguarding American tax dollars. Slava Ukraini, and Give Happy!”
CFC sources report that even as little as $5 a paycheck can make a big difference in giving Ukrainians the additional 150,000 troops they need to gain a 3 to 1 attack ratio to punch through Russian lines on an increasingly truncated front. But sources at the smoke pit fear the shift in funding could mean fewer deployments to Germany and loss of a related lifelong preference for Lowenbrau and stories about that one time they ran into a bunch of Polish infantrymen at the beer garden.
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