JD Vance, Sofa King Hillbilly

Vance [noun]: The tight space between couch cushions. Usage: This couch got no Vance left!

If the name Eagleton doesn’t ring a bell, don’t fret. It’s been over 50 years since he was a household name, personifying political suicide.  He was McGovern’s VP on the ‘72 ticket, briefly. McGovern dumped him 19 days after the convention.

Let’s place some bets.

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