U.S. — A singer who has made her entire career out of writing songs detailing her horrifically bad choices has announced her choice for President: Kamala Harris.
Pop icon Taylor Swift, who has written a veritable library of songs about her being a poor judge of character, made the announcement last night. “I know I’m internationally renowned for regretting every major decision in my life, but this choice will turn out different, I just know it,” said Swift. “She’s the one!”