Closed as Duplicate (Link to original OP as follows: No One Notices As Entire Cast Of ‘The View’ Replaced With Shrieking Feral Pigs – BNR (breakingnewsandreligion.online) ) ~ MJM
MANHATTAN, NY — All three people who watch The View were completely unaffected by the talk show’s recent decision to replace their entire cast with shrieking feral pigs.
According to Matylda Männer, an unemployed 45-year-old Kamala voter and antique hoarder, the show swapped out Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Sunny Hostin, Sara Haines, and the rest of the cast for a newborn brood of clamoring pigs, but it hasn’t actually changed anything about the show.
“I plopped down to hear some wisdom from Whoopi Goldberg,” Männer said. “And then I realized — there was no Whoopi Goldberg. So I watched the show through anyway. Not bad. The new squallers were unusually quiet compared to the normal hosts and they were a little easy on Trump today, but I’ll survive.”
John Keefe