Donald Trump has long disrespected women and treated them like sex objects. But now he is promising to magically cure all that, in his view, ails them.
In a deranged social media post on late Friday night, Trump claimed — in all caps and with no supporting facts — that women are poorer, less healthy, less safe, and more depressed than they were four years ago. But the almighty Trump wizard will make all their troubles go away provided they vote for him — and not the woman running for president.
“I WILL FIX ALL OF THAT, AND FAST, AND AT LONG LAST THIS NATIONAL NIGHTMARE WILL BE OVER. WOMEN WILL BE HAPPY, HEALTHY, CONFIDENT AND FREE!” Trump wrote on Truth Social.
Trump didn’t explain how that would happen. The Great Weaver went on to mansplain to women how worries about abortion access — which he created — will go away.
“YOU WILL NO LONGER BE THINKING ABOUT ABORTION, BECAUSE IT IS NOW WHERE IT ALWAYS HAD TO BE, WITH THE STATES, AND A VOTE OF THE PEOPLE — AND WITH POWERFUL EXCEPTIONS, LIKE THOSE THAT RONALD REAGAN INSISTED ON, FOR RAPE, INCEST, AND THE LIFE OF THE MOTHER — BUT NOT ALLOWING FOR DEMOCRAT DEMANDED LATE TERM ABORTION IN THE 7TH, 8TH, OR 9TH MONTH, OR EVEN EXECUTION OF A BABY AFTER BIRTH. I WILL PROTECT WOMEN AT A LEVEL NEVER SEEN BEFORE. THEY WILL FINALLY BE HEALTHY, HOPEFUL, SAFE, AND SECURE. THEIR LIVES WILL BE HAPPY, BEAUTIFUL, AND GREAT AGAIN!” Trump wrote.
There you have it, ladies. The twice-divorced guy, who a jury found sexually assaulted a woman in a department store and was convicted of paying off a porn star to influence the outcome of the 2016 election, will somehow keep you safe and happy. Of course, this is also the same guy who bragged that he could grab women by their genitals whenever he wanted.
Let that guide the voting decisions of women everywhere.
