WASHINGTON, DC — Kamala revealed a new strategy to combat the devastation of Hurricane Milton by simply saying “Don’t” to the massive storm system with 150mph winds.
“Don’t, Milton. Just don’t,” Kamala told the hurricane. “You’ve been warned, Milton!”
The Vice President’s message to Hurricane Milton was reportedly met with gale-force winds, flash flooding, and flying debris. Despite Harris’s bold words, Milton somehow continued inland undeterred. Meteorologists praised Harris for her decisive action, but said they worried her tactics may not defeat the hurricane.