“You got Palestinians in my Syria!”
“You got Syria on my Palestinians!”
Why not put these two great tastes together — and make the new Palestinian homeland in Syria?
Jordan and Egypt won’t allow the Palestinians in, because the last time they did, they tried to overthrow the government. Well, good news: In Syria, the government’s already been overthrown!
It’s perfect.
Plus, with all those bombs and missiles that’ve exploded, there are probably lots of large holes in the ground. That would make it easier for the Palestinians to build those underground tunnels they’re so fond of: Most of the digging’s already been done.
The Jewish population in Syria is basically zero — and since we all know it’s those pesky Jews’ fault that the Palestinians haven’t been successful (ask any Democrat under the age of 40 and they’ll tell you), in Jew-free Syria, the Palestinians will surely create an ultra-successful modern economy, replete with all kinds of well-paying, hi-tech jobs.
Think of all the tourism possibilities: They could counterprogram Octoberfest with Jihad January. Or counter Pamplona’s Running of the Bulls with the Running of the Tanks.
Fun for the who family! (No beepers allowed.)
Maybe our U.S.-based “Queers for Palestine” members will relocate to Syria and run their diversity training seminars. I’m sure the Palestinians would be highly appreciative. (They seem very receptive to new ideas.)