Walz Reminds Nation Not All Somali Rapists Are Bad People

Amid national outrage over Somali immigrants in Minneapolis raping people all the time, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz held a press conference to assure concerned citizens that not all Somali rapists are bad people.

“I’m friends with a lot of Somali rapists, and they really aren’t all bad,” said Walz while prancing back and forth across the stage to the delight of his voters in the press. “Somali rapists are some of the nicest, smartest, most polite people I know, and many of them contribute to the economy somehow. Anyone who is prejudiced against them should be ashamed of himself

Democrats admitted that while Somali rapists have caused some tensions among the local population, which is currently being raped, that rape was an important part of Somali culture and must be respected

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