We’ve reached the Daily Televised Nap era, yet the death cult keeps Grandpa at the wheel. As Trump collects farcical peace prizes and demands sports rename themselves, industries line up to flatter him for tariff relief. His Pentagon toadies issue illegal orders while media ghouls demand ever more cruelty. Even as voters swing left, MAGA die-hards defend every scandal, from pardoning kingpins to attacking journalists and lawmakers. Autocrats bungle indictments, ICE abuses blur into background noise, and right-wing influencers get rewarded for illiteracy.
Through it all, the sycophants lick boots, the violence escalates, and the grift never stops.