Confused, Babbling Tyrant Caves On Iceland (He Means Greenland)

Something happened at Davos that caused Donald Trump to roll over on Greenland, which the president has been referring to as “Iceland” all week, because of the dementia. Let us translate so that future space aliens surveying the wreckage of Earth/the mainstream media understand:

  1. Bitch does not have “framework of a future deal.”
  2. There is no understanding.
  3. He caved. 
  4. We already could do whatever we want on Greenland from a military standpoint. Christ, they were willing to look the other way if we wanted to store nukes there back in the day. Trump has been saying he needs to own Greenland for “psychological” reasons, and he will not get to do that, because … 
  5. Because bitch CAVED.

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