Posting social media content for the President of the United States comes with tremendous responsibility, so it’s critical to give posts a once-over before sending them out to the masses. Here are eight things you should always double-check before posting a video on the President’s account:
- Are there at least 17 sombreros placed on people’s heads? The President will stand for nothing less.
- When a video shows Trump dropping poo on protesters from a fighter jet, does he have a crown on? The dignity of the office demands a crown.
- Is the whole thing actually just a video of Rick Astley singing “Never Gonna Give You Up”?: Excellent. Proceed.
- When portraying Trump sunbathing in Gaza (reimagined as a resort paradise), does his body look super buff?: 21-inch biceps only.