Alright, maybe I just don’t understand politics well, because, when they said Trump was gettin’ impeached I immediately thought, “Great! Trump’s fired! Let’s get drunk!”
“But they’re like, “No, he’s just bein’ impeached, but he ain’t exactly ‘peached yet. It’s still gonna take another year or so.” And I’m like, “Well, damn, that sucks, let’s get drunk.”
“I mean, president is only a four year job but it feels like it’s taking ’em five years to just fire his ass. It’s frustrating!
“You know, I bet somebody explained how long impeachment takes to John Wilkes Booth and he was like, “Okay, well, where is he at right now?””