Modestly Attired Mennonite Women to Perform at Next Year’s Super Bowl Halftime Show

After millions of Mennonites turned off their television sets (if they had them) and washed their eyes out with soap at this year’s Super Bowl, the NFL has announced that a choir of modestly-attired Mennonite women will bring the entertainment at next year’s championship.

“We’re trying to have a more family-friendly show,” said NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.
“Plus, we’re pretty sure these women have got nothing to protest.”

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