New ‘Oregon Trail’ Game Has You Try To Survive A Trip Through Portland

U.S.—The latest retro-styled reboot of Oregon Trail will have you try to survive as you trek through a…

Boats Full of “Persecuted Mennonite Refugees” Fleeing Trivial Nuisances in Canada

WINKLER, MB Boat loads of Mennonite refugees are once again fleeing their homes for what they…

“What bombers?” – The brave true story of the WWII ‘anti-Blitzers’ who stood up to Government bombing hoax

During 1940 and 1941, huge numbers of British people complied with Government blackout orders to protect…

‘The Office’ Actors Launch Podcast Urging Fans To Try Watching Something New

LOS ANGELES—Responding to countless fan requests for a cast reunion, iHeartMedia announced the launch of a…

Mennonite Man Cooks His Wieners a Perfect Medium Rare

I read this article recently on The Daily Bonnet and it got me to thinking… What’s…

Dog Checks Democrat Owner Into Therapy After Traumatic 4th Of July Fireworks Show

NEW YORK CITY, NY—According to sources, Sammy, a local Beagle, has checked his progressive owner Carl…

‘Mr. Biden, Why Are You A Total Loser?’ Asks New White House Reporter Ronald Crump

WASHINGTON, D.C.—At Biden’s first press conference today, most of the questions were thoughtful and pointed, with…

Billions In Damages As Military Allows Women To Park The Tanks

FORT BENNING, GA—Billions of dollars of military equipment were destroyed today after several women were asked…

Young Communist Unsettled To Find Hammer, Sickle Represent Physical Labor

BOULDER, CO—According to sources, local high-school senior and avowed radical communist Kazden McChitterly is “a bit unsettled”…

Dwayne Johnson ‘Guaran-damn-tee’s He Won’t Totally Destroy the CFL

The CFL announced this week that they’re in talks with a former pro wrestler to potentially…