Kavanaugh Asks If Anyone Has Seen Briefcase He Accidentally Left at Bar Last Week

n a public appeal for help, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh has asked if “anyone has…

Man furious at Disney for ‘indoctrinating children’ delighted to take his 7-year-old for First Communion

Read more at NewsThump A man who is furious at Disney for indoctrinating children through the…

Biden Commits To Picking A Diversity Hire For SCOTUS Since That Worked So Well With His VP

WASHINGTON, D.C—Justice Stephen Breyer has announced he is retiring from the Supreme Court, sparking intense speculation…

Historians Discover Document From 1776 That Removes All Mandates And Restrictions

R&I. – TxPAT *** PHILADELPHIA—Researchers with Independence National Historic Park have located an ancient document they…

Due To Supply Chain Issues Democrats Recommend Mailing In Your Votes For 2024 Now

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The next Presidential election is three years away, but Democratic leaders in Congress aren’t wasting any…

Pelosi Disappointed We’ll Never Get To Find Out What Was In The Build Back Better Bill

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources, the Build Back Better Bill is pretty much dead now. While this…

Army And Navy Both Forfeit Football Game, Leave Billions Worth Of Equipment On The Field

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Fans were shocked at last weekend’s Army-Navy game when during the 4th quarter, both…

Biden Warns Russia That If They Invade Ukraine, America Will Evacuate Haphazardly And Leave $86 Billion In Weapons Behind

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As Russia appears poised to invade Ukraine, Biden today issued a forceful statement warning Putin that…

Unemployment Rate Among Cuomo Brothers Rises To 100%

NEW YORK, NY—The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics is reporting a drastic rise in the unemployment…

Jen Psaki Announces President Biden Will Visit Family Of Traumatized Waukesha SUV Driver

WASHINGTON D.C.—During a press conference today, Jen Psaki confirmed that President Biden will soon be visiting…