USA Today Publishes Fact-Check On Whether A Priest, A Rabbi, And A Minister Really Walked Into A Bar Together

R&I – FS U.S.—After hearing someone tell a questionable story about how a priest, a rabbi,…

Trump Dismisses Biden as ‘A LOSER’ For Paying Income Tax

R&I – FS During his daily briefing in the White House, a defiant Donald Trump replied…

New Mennonite Parents Invite Friends Over for ‘Denomination Reveal Party’

LEAMINGTON, ON Thomas, 19, and Mary, 18, got married just seven months ago and have invited…

Biden Campaign Holds Boat Parade But It’s Just Biden Alone In A Paddleboat

WILMINGTON, DE—The Biden campaign has grown concerned with all the Trump flotillas happening nearly every weekend,…

Trump Celebrates Middle East Peace Deal By Cooking Up His World-Famous Bacon-Wrapped Pork Ribs

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump celebrated his historic Middle East peace deal today by cooking up his world-famous…

Putin’s vaccine successfully tested in Ukraine: no more cases of covid identified

2020-08-13 Who said Putin doesn’t like Ukrainians? Putin is our tsar. A great man. It will mark history. He likes…

Undecided Voter Looking Forward To Learning More About Donald Trump During Campaign

RALEIGH, NC—Acknowledging his blind spots in regard to the upcoming presidential election, local undecided voter Kenneth…

AOC Pulls An All-Nighter Studying For Covid Test

THE BRONX, NY—Democratic Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was up all night last night studying for her Covid-19…

Nick Cannon Quits ‘Masked Singer’: ‘I Need To See A Person’s Skin Color Before I Pass Judgment’

U.S.—Nick Cannon has stepped down from his position as host of The Masked Singer, saying he doesn’t…

Complete Moron Doesn’t Realize Social Justice Activists Changed The Definition Of Every Word Last Week

BILOXI, MS—Really smart experts everywhere are pulling their hair out with frustration due to thousands of…