| Look, everybody! I got an email offering me a rare and coveted position in the Trump Donor Hall of Fame! Just let me get out my checkbook… Check out the text from my email: |
“Kelly, I have to tell you something. I asked my team to pull the files of my best supporters – the ones who have been there for me from the beginning and haven’t stopped since – and YOUR file came up empty. DONOR FILESUPPORTER: Kelly (Last Name Here) STATE: Oregon DONOR SINCE: Not Available 2020 CAMPAIGN CYCLE GIFTS: 0 LIFETIME TOTAL: $0 I’ll admit I’m disappointed, but I know you have it in you to be one of my STRONGEST supporters, which is why I’m reaching out with a one-time offer in the hope that you’ll join me in making history. When you make your FIRST contribution of ANY AMOUNT, you’ll instantly join the ranks in the Trump Donor Hall of Fame. This prestigious group will be remembered forever as the Patriots who won us the 2020 Election, and I’m offering YOU a spot. The Trump Donor Hall of Fame is very competitive and your offer is only available for the NEXT HOUR. After that, I’ll be forced to reach out to the next Patriot. Please make your FIRST contribution of ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY and you’ll automatically get your name cemented in the Trump Donor Hall of Fame. >> CONTRIBUTE $20 CONTRIBUTE $15 CONTRIBUTE $10 CONTRIBUTE $5 CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT Spots in the Trump Donor Hall of Fame don’t come around very often, Kelly. If you don’t accept your offer NOW, you may never get another chance to join. I’ll be walking through the Hall of Fame later today and I’ll be looking for your name. Make sure I see it. Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT HOUR to get your name in the Trump Donor Hall of Fame. Thank you, Donald J. Trump President of the United States Contributions to the Trump Make America Great Again Committee are not deductible for federal income tax purposes.” |