REDDING, CA—Families are wondering how to spend the holidays with their loved ones in light of state restrictions on family gatherings. One local family, dismayed that they couldn’t invite the people in their family to Thanksgiving dinner, decided instead to invite their favorite clumps of cells and share a meal with them. https://0a911e4521cfabc48ccccf8fad9a053a.safeframe.googlesyndication.com/safeframe/1-0-37/html/container.html
“The Governor’s order specifically prohibits gathering with other people,” said the head of the household Chad Hollister. “Fortunately, my in-laws, brothers, sisters, cousins, and parents are not necessarily people. According to experts at Planned Parenthood, these are essentially just clumps of cells. What is a person, anyway? No one can really say!” he said with a wink.