Joe Biden defends Obama administration for putting migrant children in ‘cages’ saying it was done to ‘keep them safe’ – unlike Trump’s ‘outrageous’ use of the same facilities

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden has defended the Obama administration’s use of holding facilities for migrant…

Updated Valentine’s Day Cards Now Include Long Form Asking For Consent

U.S.—New, modern Valentine’s Day cards for the woke are including long forms asking for your partner’s…

In Appreciation For Primary Win, Bernie Promises To Make New Hampshire The Site Of His Very First Re-Education Camp

NEW HAMPSHIRE—After an astounding victory against Democratic rivals in the New Hampshire primaries, Bernie Sanders expressed…

Biden Giving Up On Primary To Focus On Secondary

U.S.—After disastrous fourth- and fifth-place showings in Iowa and New Hampshire, Joe Biden is considering a complete…

Ilhan Omar Accused Of Appropriating Alabama Culture By Marrying Relative

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Ilhan Omar has been accused of marrying her brother, a serious allegation. But even more…

Trump Irritated As Some Jesus Guy Hogs All The Attention At Prayer Breakfast

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump arrived at the National Prayer Breakfast in high spirits Thursday, having been acquitted…

Democrats In Chaos After Being Forced To Do Math For First Time

IOWA—The Democratic primaries have broken down into chaos after the party encountered its archnemesis head-on for…

Study: People Tend To Tune Out By The Fifth Threat To Our Democracy Per Day

A new study has fascinating findings that could have big political implications. According to the study,…

The Most Decorated Enlisted Sailor in Navy History

In the history of the U.S. Navy only seven men have earned all of the “Big…

Democrats Warn That American People May Tamper With Next Election

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In his opening statement at Trump’s impeachment trial, Rep. Adam Schiff reminded the Senate of…