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A British man who has contracted COVID-19 after buying a used inflatable goat sex doll from eBay believes God is punishing him for his sins.
Mohammed Ben Razad, 26, fell very sick and was transported to the hospital only hours after partaking in sexual intercourse with the used animal sex doll he had procured for himself on eBay.
Mohammed Ben Razad said he became extremely lonely during the confinement and was told by a friend that to have sex with a goat sex doll was not haram (illicit) according to Islamic law.
“It is halal (lawful) in Islam to have sex with a goat if the animal is killed after the sexual act, so I believed that a plastic goat would be ok. I was wrong,” Mohammed Ben Razad admitted to reporters in tears.
Dr. Peter Hersh at London’s St. Bartholomew’s Hospital warns that used objects of sexual nature bought online can carry the coronavirus up to a week on plastic and stainless steel and should be thoroughly disinfected before use to prevent contamination.
“Previously used objects of sexual nature bought online should always be disinfected, not only to prevent exposure to coronavirus but to other sexually transmitted diseases as well,” Dr. Peter Hersh at London’s St. Bartholomew’s Hospital said.
“I have never had sex with a woman in my life but I already have caught gonorrhea, chlamydia, and the coronavirus, all that because I succumbed to the charms of this innocent-looking inflatable goat,” Ben Razad admitted, visibly ashamed.
Mohammed Ben Razad explained that his reason to go public with his story was to prevent other Muslim youths not to repeat his errors and to stray from the path of God.
“I know it can be tempting to want to have sex with a goat, be it a plastic one or a living one, but please refrain from these terrible actions or God will strike you down as he did with me,” Ben Razad warned when reached by phone.
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