My heart goes out to the poor White House press corps. Champ and Major were supposed to be a lighthearted distraction from COVID and the border crisis and Biden’s obviously failing mental faculties and Kamala’s bizarre cackling and all the other stuff this White House keeps screwing up. Now those dogs are just a grim reminder that Joe Biden ruins everything he touches.
You’d think these guys would’ve learned their lesson about dogs after the 2012 election. They tried to turn Mitt Romney’s dog into an election issue, and then they had to deal with Obama’s admission that he eats dog meat. Enough about the dogs!
Of course, this is all assuming Champ and/or Major are the culprits in the first place. Fecal incontinence isn’t an uncommon problem among the elderly, and some of the current residents of the White House don’t seem to have a solid grasp on where they are at all times. What I’m saying is…
Who’s keeping tabs on Jill?