SAN FRANSISCO, CA—Jack Dorsey has stepped down as CEO of Twitter after realizing to his horror that he helped elect Joe Biden as President.
“Dear God…what have I done?” said Dorsey as he realized his manipulation and suppression of political speech had led to the election of Joe Biden to the White House. “I am no longer fit to lead Twitter. I resign.”
Many critics agree that Twitter played a huge part in the election of Joe Biden, widely seen as the worst catastrophe since the creation of Twitter itself.