Visitors might find themselves in the middle of a crime after the government discovered the former president improperly removed White House documents.
Dear Mar-a-Lago Club member:
We hope you are enjoying your visits to our wonderful Palm Beach club this season.
Some of you have been asking about recent items in the news, and whether you should speak up if you witness anything unusual.
“If you see something, say something,” is generally sound advice. But not at the Mar-a-Lago Club.
Sure, that grinding noise you hear all day sounds more like a paper shredder than a landscaping tool. But it’s not for you to say. Be best and just tune it out.
And that Plungers R Us truck parked outside the portico the other day was nothing worth remembering, either.
Buildings of this age routinely experience plumbing issues that have nothing to do with federal crimes.
So we’re just asking you to do your part.
That means if you discover a toilet in the club is clogged with a soggy ball of paper that appears to be a transcribed conversation with a foreign head of state, you have a clear responsibility to take either these two courses of actions:
Try flushing it down a few more times, or find another toilet.
Remember to flush multiple times.