Uvalde, TX – In the wake of a mass shooting at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, the cops who did absolutely nothing to save a single child have agreed to star in Broadway’s newest musical, The Wizard of Oz. All 72 cops of the Uvalde Police department will appear as the Cowardly Lion. After all, they are fairies.
The Uvalde police did nothing but stare aimlessly into space, threaten to tase a worried father, and handcuff a panic-stricken mother while children were being killed by lone gunman. After the unarmed mother of two talked her way out of the handcuffs, she ran into the school and saved her own kids.
