Every night now we get a new tranche of reporting about Donald Trump’s top-secret document-stealing crime-spree, and new, shocking information about exactly which docs he was keeping in a closet next to the fridge by the pool at Mar-a-Lago next to Junior’s box of extra Slim Jims. (Missed yesterday’s Wonkette stories on the subject? Here,here and here!)
But today we want to focus on the actual documents, what’s in them, and who knows about that. According to Haberman, it’s “possible” the only person who knows what Trump stole from the White House is Trump.
By himself.
document or sounding out words without the assistance of a Speak & Spell. And stop laughing at the mental image of Trump sitting on the floor at Mar-a-Lago in his underpants with America’s most highly guarded state secrets surrounding him, along with takeout menus and sex letters from Kim Jong-un. This is a very serious investigation about very serious crimes possibly committed by a very serious former president of the OK fuck it you can laugh.
The Washington Post confirms that when the National Archives got its hands on those 15 Mar-a-Lago boxes in January, they were completely full of shit Trump had apparently packed himself, or at least he had “overseen” their packing. Some of it was reportedly not even about his time as president, and he was being very secretive about the whole thing, even with his own people: