Mittwoch, 31. August 2022
Embarrassing glitch in Heaven. There, God had to admit today that he misinterpreted millions of prayers and therefore brought the wrong president of Russia into the afterlife. The Lord of Hosts was contrite at the mix-up.
“Yes, that was really kind of stupid,” says Gott. “I thought I was doing something good for humanity and fulfilling the wishes of millions. And now I’m the bogeyman again.”
Apparently, the confusion came about because an assistant angel in the central heavenly prayer reception center in New Jerusalem misattributed the requests of numerous believers. The error was only noticed after numerous irritated prayers of complaint reached heaven today. “Many have explained to us that Gorbachev was never president of Russia, but only of the Soviet Union. But that’s too late now,” said Gott.
However, the Creator of heaven and earth does not want to undo the matter. “No, resurrection and I haven’t done it like that for around 2000 years. Otherwise there will be twelve new religions with Gorbachev as the savior.”
The assistant angel is threatened with disciplinary proceedings.
Well, that’s unfortunate. What are your thoughts on the Christian “god” making such a terrible mistake? It isn’t a secret that HIS infallible schtick is just a result of a very successful propaganda campaign…. but, geesh.