Of course your favorite ex-president gets a special prize. But there are so many other contenders. Stay tuned!
First we have the Clueless Bullshit award, which goes to those who don’t recognize their own bullshit. This is for those who label themselves as “woke” when they are not, the self-proclaimed “alpha males” who are nothing of the sort and those who want to ban books, erase the past, re-edit old novels and movies to remove “offensive” material
And, of course, a Golden Calf Bullshit award goes to those Christians who won’t embrace Jimmy Carter. Most American evangelicals embrace Donald Trump. Bullshit. Those folks have earned a Stupid Dumbass Bullshit award.
Speaking of Trump, he remains the flatulent, corpulent aging steer sitting at the top of the bullshit — the apex bullshitter. He continues to proclaim his innocence and his superior intellect, and revises history to suit whatever argument he is making at the time. He receives the coveted Silver Steer award for his bullshit efforts.
A Mini-Me Bullshit award goes to Ron DeSantis, who while proving to be smarter than Trump (at least in some ways) has the charisma of roadkill and the smell of a dead skunk in the middle of the road.
Speaking of Disney, a Dumbo Bullshit award goes out to Marjorie Taylor Greene, who says she was “attacked” recently while dining at a local restaurant. She claims everyone is entitled to a quiet dinner with friends and family without being verbally assaulted. She is right on that one, but she’s full of bullshit because she’s never extended that courtesy to victims of mass shootings, or to the president of the United States while he delivers the State of the Union address.