Business as usual in the Vatican: After a disturbing video of the Dalai Lama surfaced in which he asked a boy to suck his tongue , the Catholic Church gave the 87-year-old a reflex to a quiet village church in rural areas.
“A cleric molesting boys?” sighs human resources manager Vincenzo Zettici as he reads the headlines. “Llama? Is that one of us? Well, why am I even asking? All right, don’t panic, we’ll transfer him to….”
He covers his eyes and taps his finger on a globe that is on the desk in front of him. “Bad Aichfeld, Germany. Perfect! It’s a tiny village church, so he won’t screw things up too much. And if he does, we’ll transfer him again.”
