We’re still charging new Jan 6 treason dipsh*ts? It’s like cleaning out that one junk drawer!

Don’t lie, you know exactly what drawer we mean.

it’s been two and a half years since Donald Trump’s Chosen Creeples tried to end democracy, and the Feds are still shaking treason bedbugs out of the national couch cushions and bringing them to justice.

Honey I Facebooked The Evidence
Just two days ago in Kentucky (Motto: “No Dok, Not Tennessee”), Luke Hoffman, the fellow in the hoodie and the tacticool vest up top, was arrested by the FBI and charged for his role in the attack on the US Capitol, thanks to his wife’s social media posts bragging about what a great patriot he was. The Lexington Herald Leader has the deets:

According to the affidavit, Hoffman obstructed a law enforcement officer during official duties, assaulted or resisted an employee of the United States, entered and remained in a restricted building, and used abusive language to be disruptive at the Capitol building.

[FBI Agent William] Samad testified in his affidavit that Luke Hoffman was present on the Capitol grounds in a “coyote tan tactical vest” which he was wearing in a post shared by his wife on the social media service Parler that read: “I am so proud of my husband! He stood up for America today!! Were you part of today too?”

Multiple individuals interviewed positively identified Hoffman as the person in the social media post, which matched surveillance footage, according to court documents.

The affidavit also identified Hoffman in surveillance footage of the Running of the Louts, showing him grabbing a section of bike-rack fencing away from a cop, attempting to get at another officer’s baton, and “spraying a substance consistent with a chemical irritant at multiple officers.” What a busy little shitheel he was! And he made his loving spouse so proud that she shared with the world some evidence that led to his arrest. What a wacky sitcom that would make!

 
 
 
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