Agrr! To help you celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day, we’ve put together a list of funny Pirate Pick Up Lines.
Agrr! You don’t have to wait until International Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19th) every year to talk like a pirate. The next time you are trying to meet someone, try one of these funny pirate pickup lines. Hit the bars and clubs after work and see if one of these dirty pirate pick up lines helps you go home with a mate.
Dirty Pirate Pick Up Lines
Arrrr, me mateys! Brace yerselves for a mischievous adventure into the realm of Dirty Pirate Pick-Up Lines. But be warned, this be no ordinary journey. We’re settin’ sail on a raunchy sea of humor, where the lines be bold, the innuendos be plentiful, and the laughter be contagious. So, hoist the anchor, unfurl the sails, and let the raucous revelry begin!
- Id love to drop anchor in yer lagoon.
- Do yar mind if the parrot watches?
- Aye, that is a hornpipe ‘n me pocket and I’m happy to see ya.
- Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my roger is so jolly?
- I lost me virginity. Can I ‘ave yers?
- Ye ‘ave th’ finest pirate booty that I’ve ever laid eye on.
- Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon into your porthole?
- Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.
- How’d ye like t’ suck th’ barnacles off o’ me rudder?
- I lost me parrot. Will ye sleep wit’ me?
- Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97% chum free.
- Well, blow me… down.
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