The Babylon Bee is here to help with the following helpful list of things you should stockpile in case Trump takes the White House and kills democracy AGAIN:
- “Gun-Free Zone” signs: To scare off the roving gangs of MAGA voters.
- Bricks: For throwing through the windows of a local small business. For democracy.
- Books that say “gay”: You need to build up a stash before Trump burns them all.
- Freeze-dried mail-in ballots: You’ll need them to take back our democracy in 2028.
- Every episode of Brian Stelter’s Reliable Sources on DVD: There’s no way those will be available for purchase in Trump’s fascist America.
- Masks & COVID tests: To provide you with peace of mind while in your bunker.
- Emergency puberty blockers: In case you or a loved one ever need to trans a kid.
- Kleenex: To use as you mourn the loss of our precious democracy. And while watching your Brian Stelter DVDs.
- Pictures of Trump: To stare at hatefully every day.
R&I-Rawr
DGM
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