As tensions between the federal government and 25 red states over securing the border continued to stoke fears of another Civil War, President Biden cleverly distracted a concerned American public by announcing the start of a new World War.
“It’s time to bomb Iran!” said the President to a bowl of melted ice cream on his night stand. “Those whipper-snappers have been living on borrowed time ever since they chased me and the boys around the pool with switchblades. And if that doesn’t do the trick, we’ll bomb Russia and China as well. Not a joke!”
Experts predict that a Biden World War with a nuclear Iran might take the public’s minds off Civil War for at least a couple of weeks. After that, the administration may be forced to activate Taylor Swift.
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