WASHINGTON, DC — According to unnamed sources, Democrats have discreetly petitioned the Supreme Court to keep current President and presumptive Democratic nominee Joeseph Biden from appearing on the ballot in any state.
“They were able to keep states from barring Trump from the ballot,” Senator Chuck Schumer told reporters. “What we were wondering, I mean quietly of course, if it wouldn’t be too much trouble that is, to, um, keep President Biden from being on the ballot in, say, all 50 states?”
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