Let me remind you that this person can vote.
Interviewer: And what would you say is the main goal with tonight’s protest?
Protester 1: I think the goal is to showing [SIC] our support for Palestine and demanding that NYU stop – I honestly don’t know all of what NYU’s doing.
Interviewer: Is there something that NYU’s doing?
Protester 1: I really don’t know. I’m pretty sure they’re – [turns to friend] Do you know what NYU’s doing?
Protester 2: About what?
Okay, this is the point where I died laughing.
“About what?”
You know, WHY are you even here? What did NYU do to make you so mad that you’d riot in the street?
THEY DON’T KNOW!
Protester 1: About Israel! Why are we protesting here?
Protester 2: I wish I was more educated!
Protester 1: I’m not either!
The understatement of the century, ladies and gentlemen!
These are our VERY smart Ivy League Columbia students. This is the future.
Protester 1: I came from Columbia and we came down and they said NYU students need our support, so I came down. I’ve heard there’s lots of cops. Some people said it was getting dangerous.
Continued…
Approved ~ MJM
