No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions

A false online rumor about former U.S. President Donald Trump’s running mate, a latex glove and couch cushions spawned a number of jokes and memes.

This rumor was false. Vance’s memoir contained no such passage. Further, as KnowYourMeme.com reported, @rickrudescalves — who later protected his account so only followers could see his posts — “signaled that he was joking when he followed up the tweet with the Go on the Internet and Tell Lies meme.”

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