A heavy blow for the Taiwanese pager manufacturer Gold Apollo : A devastating review of Google, written by the terrorist group Hezbollah, appeared on Google today. The company’s pagers received only one out of five possible stars.
“Pagers basically work perfectly, but there is one big BUT,” the review states. “They all explode at the same time when the Mossad gives the appropriate signal.”
For this shortcoming alone, Hezbollah loses four stars. The result: the worst possible rating of one star.
Overall, the average rating of the manufacturer Gold Apollo fell from 4.7 to 4.6 stars.
The terrorist militia announced that it would prefer to use another pager provider in the future.
